- attempting to carry three carry-ons, checked bag, and steaming hot coffee to check in.
- handing the security officer a receipt instead of my boarding pass
- knocking over my carry-on bag with wheels twice just going through security check point.
- realizing i left my passport in my checked bag as I am frantically searching my purse for liquids, gels, .....
- leaving my boarding pass in my purse as I went through the x-ray machine
- asking a fellow passenger for my shoe after he "accidentally" picked it up (he was just trying to hit on Hillary Swank...short convo with him until I thought I lost my driver's liscence.)
- making eye contact with a lady who was attempting to leave the bathroom without washing her hands (she did "change" her mind after she noticed me observing her crime against society)
- as for now I am wondering who will occupy seat 9D...I do not have high hopes.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
frazzlement
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You are hilarious....I wonder what everybody thinks of the hottie going through security?
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