frazzlement

• attempting to carry three carry-ons, checked bag, and steaming hot coffee to check in.
• handing the security officer a receipt instead of my boarding pass
• knocking over my carry-on bag with wheels twice just going through security check point.
• realizing i left my passport in my checked bag as I am frantically searching my purse for liquids, gels, .....
• leaving my boarding pass in my purse as I went through the x-ray machine
• asking a fellow passenger for my shoe after he "accidentally" picked it up (he was just trying to hit on Hillary Swank...short convo with him until I thought I lost my driver's liscence.)
• making eye contact with a lady who was attempting to leave the bathroom without washing her hands (she did "change" her mind after she noticed me observing her crime against society)
• as for now I am wondering who will occupy seat 9D...I do not have high hopes.